I don’t know that either of those things has anything to do with the other, but be that as it may, those are the latest pieces of news to come out about them. Ashley has expanded her Goody’s clothing line to include clothes for fat women, and Dario has bought a one-bedroom condo in Vegas for 1/2 a million bucks.
Still no official word about what will become of Dario’s career now that his NASCAR team has imploded.
Caption the photo - what do you think Ashley’s talking about? Mockdock love to the best/funniest answers.
Ashley is speaking at the Goody’s annual shareholders meeting…..”Hey, this is the reality. Women in the south eat things like footlong dipdogs that are this size. These women need big ole clothes, and we’re fixin to corner that market.”
5…5 dollar footlongs…..
“The new clothes will be THIS MUCH uglier than what I’m wearing right now.”
I’m no peanut of a woman, but I’d go around dressed in trash bags before I wore what she’s got on there. Looks like she skinned the couch of a 90 year-old 4-time divorcee.
“Hey, fat people deserve to wear my fugly clothes too.”
“If your ass is bigger than THIS, and you have lost all your self respect, boy do I have the clothing line for you!”
But the one in my nightstand is this big!
Sooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
“If my husband doesn’t find gainful employment soon, I shall venture forth and find a man with a member THIS long…”
My wizard’s sleeve is this baggy…
OK, I will go ahead and sound like an idiot….Holmes, what is a “wizard’s sleeve”?
Dario is buying condo to cheat on Ashley.
Wow..how do I say this…it is a particularly spacious “sausage wallet”…one that is so overused it resembles the sleeve of a wizard’s cloak…in which one can hide a rabbit, a deck of cards, a bouquet of fake flowers and the Chrysler Building…
Does that help?
Ooooohhhhh….a meat curtain! Now I get it.
beef curtains…sweaty lettuce…welly pop…honey pot…axe wound…roast beef…whatever you want to go with is fine with me…