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	<title>Comments on: Making Faces Will Make You Lose Weight!</title>
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		<title>By: tania</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-5714</link>
		<dc:creator>tania</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A few years back in massage school we were required to do a short report on video's in the schools library. This was one me and my partner decided to choose. We had to sit through the whole thing, it was hilarious. We tried to do what she did, but couldn't keep a straight face, not that good old Greer could either. 'wink wink'

I hear she has a new weightloss video out now, but I don't know how funny that one is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few years back in massage school we were required to do a short report on video&#8217;s in the schools library. This was one me and my partner decided to choose. We had to sit through the whole thing, it was hilarious. We tried to do what she did, but couldn&#8217;t keep a straight face, not that good old Greer could either. &#8216;wink wink&#8217;</p>
<p>I hear she has a new weightloss video out now, but I don&#8217;t know how funny that one is.</p>
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		<title>By: shortblur</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4845</link>
		<dc:creator>shortblur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, I'll fess up.  I did this a few years ago (maybe more now - can't remember).  Anyhoo I waited until my husband and child were in bed so I wouldn't be mocked, and believe me I had to!  It works (supposedly) because of the breathing, not the faces.  You use your diaphragm and some sort of isometric stuff.  It never did anything to me but some co-workers said it helped.  I stopped after a few weeks because I couldn't stand myself!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I&#8217;ll fess up.  I did this a few years ago (maybe more now - can&#8217;t remember).  Anyhoo I waited until my husband and child were in bed so I wouldn&#8217;t be mocked, and believe me I had to!  It works (supposedly) because of the breathing, not the faces.  You use your diaphragm and some sort of isometric stuff.  It never did anything to me but some co-workers said it helped.  I stopped after a few weeks because I couldn&#8217;t stand myself!</p>
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		<title>By: Mockarena</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4812</link>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought you had, but couldn't find it under the lady's name, so then I thought maybe I had dreamt that you'd already posted it, and then thought that even if you HAD posted it, since we have more than 4 readers now, it might be worth putting up again. :)

Jerk.

:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought you had, but couldn&#8217;t find it under the lady&#8217;s name, so then I thought maybe I had dreamt that you&#8217;d already posted it, and then thought that even if you HAD posted it, since we have more than 4 readers now, it might be worth putting up again. <img src='http://www.themockdock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Jerk.<br />
 <img src='http://www.themockdock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Dame Aufschneider</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4810</link>
		<dc:creator>Dame Aufschneider</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you dork...i posted this a year ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you dork&#8230;i posted this a year ago.</p>
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		<title>By: Violet</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4806</link>
		<dc:creator>Violet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that Barabra Eden?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that Barabra Eden?</p>
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		<title>By: wordwych</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4794</link>
		<dc:creator>wordwych</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, I think I've figured this out. She smoked a LOT of weed before she shot this, and then figured out that it was her last doob. She then attempted to maintain her high by expelling any pent up happy smoke from her lungs and catching it in her mouth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, I think I&#8217;ve figured this out. She smoked a LOT of weed before she shot this, and then figured out that it was her last doob. She then attempted to maintain her high by expelling any pent up happy smoke from her lungs and catching it in her mouth.</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4787</link>
		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd call the faces: cocaine use and pass out face!  I think they are supposed to help with keeping the face and neck fit.  But silly, silly, all the celebrities know that botox will fix that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d call the faces: cocaine use and pass out face!  I think they are supposed to help with keeping the face and neck fit.  But silly, silly, all the celebrities know that botox will fix that!</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Ana Banana</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4783</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Ana Banana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I certainly got a workout from watching this.  My abs are aching from laughter.  

Maybe that´s the goal?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I certainly got a workout from watching this.  My abs are aching from laughter.  </p>
<p>Maybe that´s the goal?</p>
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		<title>By: Mockarena</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/13/making-faces-will-make-you-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-4782</link>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But how does this DO anything? That's what I can't figure out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But how does this DO anything? That&#8217;s what I can&#8217;t figure out.</p>
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		<title>By: amanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When she takes her deep breath in, her nostrils actually collapse for a few seconds. She explains her techniques in one of the related videos. The first move where she sticks her tongue out is called the "lion." Her second move is called the "ugly face." Seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When she takes her deep breath in, her nostrils actually collapse for a few seconds. She explains her techniques in one of the related videos. The first move where she sticks her tongue out is called the &#8220;lion.&#8221; Her second move is called the &#8220;ugly face.&#8221; Seriously.</p>
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