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Maybe she was just referring to her hideous cankles. Seriously, how can a woman be that skinny and have such ugly feet?
haha cankles
I think she just said that so women would hate her. You know, like the little kid that acts out knowing good and well that Mom’s going to thump his head for acting out. She’ll deliberately say/do things that get her criticism or hatred because she is SO desperate for attention. I’m sure she has a loyal flunkie around to tell her, “Oh no, you’re not fat. You’re beautiful. Men want you, women want to be you.” (And wouldn’t you kill yourself if you had that job? Sheesh!)
That is exactly my job…but it is for Nathan Lane…”No Natey, men want you (gag)…women want to be you (uuuuuu)… Doctors want to prescribe you AZT treatments…(face lit on fire with Kingsford Butane and awesome Orange County Chopper lighter I got at the fair)…