Behold: Brooke Hogan striking a pose on the beach for some recent photo shoot. I’m pretty sure that the photographer was going for “sultry” and “seductive” and instead, what we have here is “trying too hard.” Which brings me to my point.
If I was in a modeling situation of any sort, and a photographer asked me to pose seductively and put on a sensuous pout or just in general look sexy at the camera, I would erupt in a fit of giggles almost instantaneously. If you were to see pretty much any photograph of me that has ever been taken ever, you would find me facesmashing with whoever is in the photo with me, beaming so hard that my face could practically split open with happiness. That is just how I look in pictures. I am incapable of looking anything other than totally overjoyed.
Now, I think Mr. Mock would back me up on the fact that I can, in fact, BE sexy. But not on camera. At the first sight of a camera, I beam. It’s instinctive and basically impossible to control at this point.
So see? Modeling is out. And you know what, it really should be for Brooke Hogan too. She looks ridiculous here. She looks more like the sun is in her eyes than she does seductive.
Why doesn’t her face skin match her other body skin? Oh yeah…papa don’t oil up her face…he probably only applies a viscous creamery unto her jowls…
Lady looks like a dude.
Right now Hulk is showing this pic to some guys and saying
“Yeah, I’ve had my hands all over that.”
What’s she holding in her right hand? Some sort of sea sponge?
Not even a sea sponge can make that girl clean.
I think her face has been superimposed on some other model’s body. It just doesn’t look right…
I am going to say that the mismatched face has to do with all of the makeup that they use in an attempt to make her look better.
Mockarena, you and I think very much alike. I tend to giggle at the ridiculousness of these so-called “sultry” and “sexy” poses anyway, so I know I’d just crack up in fits of giggly, snorty laughter at some photographer who wanted me to try and look sexy whilst spread out in a teeny bikini on a beach with the surf washing sand up where sand is NEVER EVER welcome! I don’t think she looks sexy in this photo. I think she looks constipated or something. Maybe there’s sand in the no sand zone after all.
I believe we would refer to the trespassing sand as “grit”…
She would look even less sultry if you had a better view of her thighs (which appear capable of crushing a small automobile).
Brooke/Daddy shenanigans (gawd I love that woed) aside… I think it’s nice that she actually HAS thighs and not pixiesticks to try and balance on. Unlike so many of our less curvy starlets.
Oh for cripes sake… word, not woed. Sheesh.
SnarkyBritches, I’ll give you that one. At least this girl has curves and not a stick figure. However, modeling is NOT her forte. Maybe she could take some pointers from her dad and hit the wrestling ring. I know what you mockers are thinking but I didn’t mean that in a perverted way.
Her face is def. a different color than the rest of her body…what’s up w/that?
She’s really not attractive enough to be a model. I do like that she’s at least trying to break through the heroin-addicted look that models tend to strive for nowadays. (I think I used the word “nowadays” TWICE in one day!)
She looks like a mime with that white face. The girl is sturdy, that’s for sure. She’s a nice change from the other stick models, but she kind of has a butter face.
she’s on a shoot trying to look sexy, geez why didn’t anybody tell her that the tag is hanging out of her bikini bottoms? at least i think that’s a tag…by the way not a sexy look at all, my sister used to look at me like that when she was really mad at me…only she wasn’t wearing a bikini or trying to be sexy, haha
I know I’m way bored today on my day off, but I took another look at that shot and I’ve decided I’m less scared by the way that she looks like her daddy’s semi-fem mini-me and more of the way you can still see the marks where her pants were too tight and it wore away her spray tan.