Comments on: Reason #453 I Could Never Be A Model

By: Diana

Diana — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:35:29 +0000

I know I’m way bored today on my day off, but I took another look at that shot and I’ve decided I’m less scared by the way that she looks like her daddy’s semi-fem mini-me and more of the way you can still see the marks where her pants were too tight and it wore away her spray tan.

By: justforlaughs

justforlaughs — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:04:11 +0000

she’s on a shoot trying to look sexy, geez why didn’t anybody tell her that the tag is hanging out of her bikini bottoms? at least i think that’s a tag…by the way not a sexy look at all, my sister used to look at me like that when she was really mad at me…only she wasn’t wearing a bikini or trying to be sexy, haha

By: Olivia J. Snarkypants

Olivia J. Snarkypants — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:37:08 +0000

She looks like a mime with that white face. The girl is sturdy, that’s for sure. She’s a nice change from the other stick models, but she kind of has a butter face.

By: mlm

mlm — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:33:21 +0000

She’s really not attractive enough to be a model. I do like that she’s at least trying to break through the heroin-addicted look that models tend to strive for nowadays. (I think I used the word “nowadays” TWICE in one day!)

By: Brooke

Brooke — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:29:49 +0000

Her face is def. a different color than the rest of her body…what’s up w/that?

By: amanda

amanda — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:12:54 +0000

SnarkyBritches, I’ll give you that one. At least this girl has curves and not a stick figure. However, modeling is NOT her forte. Maybe she could take some pointers from her dad and hit the wrestling ring. I know what you mockers are thinking but I didn’t mean that in a perverted way.

By: SnarkyBritches

SnarkyBritches — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:39:09 +0000

Oh for cripes sake… word, not woed. Sheesh.

By: SnarkyBritches

SnarkyBritches — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:38:28 +0000

Brooke/Daddy shenanigans (gawd I love that woed) aside… I think it’s nice that she actually HAS thighs and not pixiesticks to try and balance on. Unlike so many of our less curvy starlets.

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:22:27 +0000

She would look even less sultry if you had a better view of her thighs (which appear capable of crushing a small automobile).

By: Holmes

Holmes — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:36:09 +0000

I believe we would refer to the trespassing sand as “grit”…