Claire Danes Could Use Several Thousand Sandwiches

Ok. Aside from Claire’s obvious malnutrition issues.  If you had virtually no boobs to speak of, is this REALLY the bikini top you’re going to choose?  I’m asking all of the girls out there.  I mean, I’m not saying Claire should go out and get a boob job, because there is nothing wrong with having self-esteem about your booblessness.  I’m simply saying that she might want to consider wearing something that doesn’t ACCENTUATE her complete and utter lack of boobage.  That’s all.

 

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8 Responses to “Claire Danes Could Use Several Thousand Sandwiches”


  1. 1 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    If you have no boobs, you have no boobs. There’s not a bikini top that’s going to accentuate what is or isn’t there. And when you’re that boobless, all you’re doing is covering up nipples. And we all have nipples, so what’s the big deal? I never understood that. Her otherwise boobless body doesn’t look too thin. She looks rather fit.

  2. 2 Melissa

    haha boobage

  3. 3 bob

    UTTER lack of boobage? Nice choice of words. Small breasts are fine, after all her nipples appear happy to be there.

  4. 4 Mockarena

    Olivia - I totally totally disagree. If she put on 10, even 15 pounds she’d look great, and it might even fill out her boobular area a little. And I disagree about the top. If you’re that boobless, there are PLENTY of other tops that would like 8 million times better than this does. Even just a plain string top would look better than this.

  5. 5 Violet

    Yes, the bikini top is all wrong. Someone needs to get her on What Not to Wear.

  6. 6 mlm

    My husband absolutely LOVES Claire Danes. Which is strange, considering he’s a “boob man”. I always thought she was kind of cute, but worthy of inducing big ole’ smiles from my husband? I don’t see it. She is rather fit, though, I’ll give her that.

  7. 7 sammie

    Ok, I’m a big ole hypocrite. Sometimes I get all righteous about picking on women for their appearance (even celebrities! Why?) but today I’m feeling catty. Her torso is like, REALLY freakishly long. It’s amazing someone that fit and thin could be photographed so unflatteringly. And yes, there are tops that could be doing more for her upstairs. And I don’t mean padded. Maybe something triangular?

  8. 8 cobrien

    OK she is too thin and her boobs are so small that she could put a red rubber band around her breasts and she would be fine. One piece suits are so cute on thin girls, I don’t know why more women don’t wear them.

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