You know what would totally suck? Going swimming in China. LOOK AT THIS. I could never do this in a billion skillion years - because I would completely have a claustrophobic MELTDOWN if surrounded by this many people. In water, no less. It makes me oogey just to look at this photo.
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I don’t even want to think about how many people pee while they swim!
Kids, Herro, are you ristening? We ah go to poo. We get away flum overcrowding hee in citay. Too many peeper here in citay. Get your swim soots. We go to rerax. In quiet. Meet me in backyahd. Chop, chop…
How is that any amount of fun?
This picture embedded itself in my mind to the point where I had to come back and pose the question: How can this be called swimming? At best, the kids in the rings are bobbing, and everybody else is just sloshing around. Just in case you’re wondering, the photo is every bit as shudder-inducing the second time around.
That doesn’t even look real. Boggles the mind to stare too long. I wonder how many lifeguards per person are required. With a pool that full, you wouldn’t be able to see some kid in the center not come up for air.
Looks like all 2 billion people are in there. When they all get out China will have two Yellow Rivers.
I’m suffocating just by looking at the picture. This is panic attack central.
OH MY GOD!!!!!
I almost had an asthma attack from staring at this picture too long! If statistics weren’t enough to prove that there is an overpopulation problem, this will do just fine.
It makes me wanna open a floating devices factory… I’d get rich!!! (uh… forgot it’s China we’re talking about, and pretty much everything is Made In there…)
don’t they have more than one pool in China…..little out of control there, folke.
Where in the world do you find these pictures? Egads it’s truly disgusting! I have to go take a shower now!
Look close, I see a couple of floaters?
When I first glanced at this, I thought, “Oh, look, I wonder what CONCERT this is?” And when I really tuned in on it, I started hyperventilating! Too many peeper, indeed!
Not in a MILLION years! Just looking at it makes me want a xanax-