Holy Mother Of Crowds

You know what would totally suck?  Going swimming in China.  LOOK AT THIS.  I could never do this in a billion skillion years - because I would completely have a claustrophobic MELTDOWN if surrounded by this many people.  In water, no less.  It makes me oogey just to look at this photo.

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14 Responses to “Holy Mother Of Crowds”


  1. 1 wordwych

    I don’t even want to think about how many people pee while they swim!

  2. 2 Holmes

    Kids, Herro, are you ristening? We ah go to poo. We get away flum overcrowding hee in citay. Too many peeper here in citay. Get your swim soots. We go to rerax. In quiet. Meet me in backyahd. Chop, chop…

  3. 3 Melissa

    How is that any amount of fun?

  4. 4 wordwych

    This picture embedded itself in my mind to the point where I had to come back and pose the question: How can this be called swimming? At best, the kids in the rings are bobbing, and everybody else is just sloshing around. Just in case you’re wondering, the photo is every bit as shudder-inducing the second time around.

  5. 5 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    That doesn’t even look real. Boggles the mind to stare too long. I wonder how many lifeguards per person are required. With a pool that full, you wouldn’t be able to see some kid in the center not come up for air.

  6. 6 jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw

    Looks like all 2 billion people are in there. When they all get out China will have two Yellow Rivers.

  7. 7 amanda

    I’m suffocating just by looking at the picture. This is panic attack central. ;)

  8. 8 Captain Ana Banana

    OH MY GOD!!!!!

    I almost had an asthma attack from staring at this picture too long! If statistics weren’t enough to prove that there is an overpopulation problem, this will do just fine.

  9. 9 Pris

    It makes me wanna open a floating devices factory… I’d get rich!!! (uh… forgot it’s China we’re talking about, and pretty much everything is Made In there…)

  10. 10 Violet

    don’t they have more than one pool in China…..little out of control there, folke.

  11. 11 justforlaughs

    Where in the world do you find these pictures? Egads it’s truly disgusting! I have to go take a shower now!

  12. 12 bob

    Look close, I see a couple of floaters?

  13. 13 mlm

    When I first glanced at this, I thought, “Oh, look, I wonder what CONCERT this is?” And when I really tuned in on it, I started hyperventilating! Too many peeper, indeed!

  14. 14 anon69

    Not in a MILLION years! Just looking at it makes me want a xanax-

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