Bret Michaels Was Recently Asked Who The Biggest Loser On The Planet Is… at The Mock Dock

Bret Michaels Was Recently Asked Who The Biggest Loser On The Planet Is…

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on July 17, 2008

. Tags: Bret Michaels, Rock of Love.

…and this was his answer.

This may come as a shock to approximately none of you, but there is going to be a Rock Of Love 3. This is due to the fact that the victim winner of Rock Of Love 2 has broken up with Bret due to their “busy schedules.” Loosely translated, I believe this means she has probably contracted some sort of STD from him.

Anyway, the third season will have all 30 contestants fighting over who gets the fastest refill on Valtrex NOT in the normal venue - a trashy mansion, but ON A TOUR BUS. That should be completely hilarious, and I will, sadly, watch every episode.

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5 Responses to “Bret Michaels Was Recently Asked Who The Biggest Loser On The Planet Is…”

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1 sbarros
July 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm

He is.
2 amanda
July 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm

I’ll be tuned in with you. It’s like driving by a car wreck. You can’t help but look.
3 SnarkyBritches
July 17, 2008 at 8:01 pm

So sad… and I used to LOVELOVELOVE him… just… ick.
4 Crabby
July 17, 2008 at 11:00 pm

He IS a car wreck.
5 anon
July 18, 2008 at 1:21 am

Come on man-you’re 45 for f*cks sake.