Katie, or Jordan, or whatever you are calling yourself these days. Please stop raiding my closet. I’m totally screwed for casual friday now.
Although, I guess I could go with my sapphire tiara. That should COMPLETELY differentiate us.
Anyone else notice the bedazzled crotch? I can literally see myself in her pants.
She wrote a book? Presumably then she can read. That outfit should have come with a label that says “not to be worn outside of Vegas”. Didn’t she read the label?
Classy. Or maybe I should say stripper-chic. No wait, make that hooker-elegant.
How about tart couture?
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Anyone else notice the bedazzled crotch? I can literally see myself in her pants.
She wrote a book? Presumably then she can read. That outfit should have come with a label that says “not to be worn outside of Vegas”. Didn’t she read the label?
Classy. Or maybe I should say stripper-chic. No wait, make that hooker-elegant.
How about tart couture?