Megan Fox, who may or may not have recently broken up with Brian Austin Green from 90210, is beautiful, to be sure, but kinda dumb. She was interviewed recently about her new in-production movie called ”Whore” and during the interview said, “I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today.”
Um…yes, they do, Megan. It’s called porn. You may want to check into that.
Seriously. What does this even mean? If she’d like to do a standard run-of-the-mill nude scene, I’m sure that shouldn’t be too difficult, particularly if she’s in movies called, oh, I don’t know…WHORE, for example. And if she wants to do an entire movie in the nude, I’m going to take a stab in the dark and guess that there would be lots of filmmakers ready to assist her in this endeavor.
I am offering to write, direct, and produce this film. (And by produce… I mean rub my “bojangles” on her thigh.)
For all of your benefits, I will not co-star…*Holmes nude…shudder*
Each of you can thank me for that in your own, personal way.
Much Love All,
Holmes Caymen
And here I thought we’d have at least one shot with the cameo appearance of thy almighty calf muscles!
If we need a awesomely developed calf muscle double…I can fill whatever needs to be filled… other than that…whale blubber, werewolf hair and pasty Irish skin…I am the posterchild FOR abstinence…
Let’s see, she’s single, beautiful, dumb and wants to run around naked. I just can’t see the downside to this. She does own a liquor store right?
Who is this? And tell her to rub her lipstick off her teeth.
she’s very pretty (sorry, have to throw compliment in every now and then…)
Pretty, dumb, and volunteers to be naked; Holmsey, your dream has come true…