Comments on: Megan Fox Is Innocent

By: sbarros

sbarros — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:48:00 +0000

Pretty, dumb, and volunteers to be naked; Holmsey, your dream has come true…

By: Violet

Violet — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:03:29 +0000

she’s very pretty (sorry, have to throw compliment in every now and then…)

By: mlm

mlm — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:02:19 +0000

Who is this? And tell her to rub her lipstick off her teeth.

By: bob

bob — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:16:56 +0000

Let’s see, she’s single, beautiful, dumb and wants to run around naked. I just can’t see the downside to this. She does own a liquor store right?

By: Holmes

Holmes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:12:03 +0000

If we need a awesomely developed calf muscle double…I can fill whatever needs to be filled… other than that…whale blubber, werewolf hair and pasty Irish skin…I am the posterchild FOR abstinence…

By: Pris

Pris — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:26:43 +0000

And here I thought we’d have at least one shot with the cameo appearance of thy almighty calf muscles!

By: Holmes

Holmes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:54:20 +0000

I am offering to write, direct, and produce this film. (And by produce… I mean rub my “bojangles” on her thigh.)

For all of your benefits, I will not co-star…*Holmes nude…shudder*

Each of you can thank me for that in your own, personal way.

Much Love All,
Holmes Caymen