Never Saw This Coming

KIDDING.

I totally saw this coming.  Salma Hayek (who by the way is like best best friends with Ashley Judd, who as you all know I HATE and given that Salma is friends with her means that something intrinsically HAS to be wrong with her which means that I am really not a fan of hers either) has called off her engagement to one of the richest dudes ever, that Pinault guy she had a kid with.

I am of the opinion that whole relationship was really just about sperm and money.  Salma doesn’t need a man.  She just needed manseed and the assurance that the resulting spawn would be well cared for.

Well played, Salma.  Well played.

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3 Responses to “Never Saw This Coming”


  1. 1 mlm

    I’m not so sure about the well-played part of this equation. If she picked this guy to have a kid with, that child would have 1/2 of his genes. HE IS SUPER UGLY! If their child looks anything like him, break out the paper bags! Maybe she really loved him (AND his money)…

  2. 2 Violet

    You know, whatever. I’ve never seen Salma in a movie but I’m sure she’s no good.

    Another bastard baby from another stupid celebrity.

  3. 3 wordwych

    I didn’t know that Salma was friends with AJ. That seems weird, as Salma is intelligent, and a thinking woman. AJ…not so much.

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