Question.

Do you think Dina Lohan has any fans?

I’m being serious.  I would be genuinely interested in knowing if there are any people in the world who would consider themselves fans of Dina Lohan’s.  Like - I’m sure she might be asked for her autograph on occasion; for example, if I was with Holmes and we saw her I would tell Holmes I’d give him a dollar if he went and gushed at her and asked to get his picture taken with her and then asked for autograph, because Holmes will do ANYTHING on a dare, but the reason I would have him do it is not because we’re fans but simply because it would be completely hilarious to watch Holmes gush about anything, especially something as ridiculous as Dina Lohan.

So do you think other people ask her for her autograph out of sincere admiration ever?

My guess is no.  But I have been known to be wrong before.   Thoughts?

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8 Responses to “Question.”


  1. 1 Pris

    I wouldn’t be surprised if she did have a fan or two… I mean, even serial killers have fans.

  2. 2 natasha

    yeah… i mean i bet theres some sad little twelve and thirteen year olds who wish their moms whored them out to make a buck.

  3. 3 amanda

    She probably has fans–alcoholic mothers, or momagers as she likes to call herself (I HATE that word), who live vicariously through her actions. Sad but true.

  4. 4 wordwych

    Um, what is she doing in this picture? Is she about to lay hands on someone and drive out demons, or about to scream “F*** ALL OF YOU WHO DON’T THINK I’M THE GREATEST MOMAGER IN THE UNIVERSE”?

    Amanda, I agree, momager is a totally hate-worthy word. Not only do these women whore their kids out, but they also made up a vocabulary for it. Sigh.

  5. 5 bob

    She failed as a wife. (marriage fell apart)
    She failed as a mother (screwed up kid so much rehab is not working)
    She failed as a manager (No clients that didn’t fall out of her body)
    And for this she is looked up to or sought after. What a loser, if she didn’t get lucky with her daughter making some money for her where would she be?

  6. 6 Larry

    Does she have any fans? She looks like she could fan herself with the flaps under her arms.

  7. 7 sbarros

    Momager? That is ridiculous. More like Momapimp. Holmsey, I dare you to gush over her.

  8. 8 Derp

    That tan looks roasted on.

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