Sign Of The Apocalypse

According to this, people are buying Lindsay Lohan’s $100 leggings.  In droves.  Like, there are lines to buy them.

What the hell? 

If you are a leggings wearer for any purpose other than an 80’s throw-back costume party, whether they are Lohan Leggings or some other brand, I need to tell you that you look horrible in them.  I may not know you, I may not have ever seen you, but I am 100% certain that you look like asscrap in your leggings.  THEY DO NOT FLATTER ANYONE.  You are wearing tights without feet.  That’s it.  It’s no fancier or more fashion-forward than that.  TIGHTS SANS FEET.

Congratulations.

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5 Responses to “Sign Of The Apocalypse”


  1. 1 sbarros

    Stripes and leggings. The 80’s have come back to haunt us sans good music.

  2. 2 wordwych

    Shoulder pads should come back next. PUKE!

  3. 3 cas

    Lmao Asscrap! good one and so true

  4. 4 Derp

    What I wouldn’t give for the end of leggings and sloppy maternity tops on non-pregnant women.

  5. 5 mlm

    They even make Lohan’s legs look fat!

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