One More Reason Not To Smoke

If there is even the SLIGHTEST connection between cigarettes and the looks of this person, you smokers out there should be very very very scared.

There is something so odd about the fact that her t-shirt is all butterflies and flowers.  You’d kind of expect it to have, oh I don’t know - skulls on it, or maybe a truck with oversized wheels or something.

Someone please provide this person with a razor.

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18 Responses to “One More Reason Not To Smoke”


  1. 1 Pris

    Scary. You sure it’s a her?

  2. 2 Sunshyndrmr

    but she has cute little pigtails. doesn’t that make up for it? HA

  3. 3 amanda

    Pigtails AND a mustache. Cute. The sink full of dirty dishes is also a plus. GAG

  4. 4 sbarros

    I know way too many people out there like this. Scary. Just look around a wally-world on any given day. I have nothing against smokers as people, mind you, but often they are people I wouldn’t want to associate with in the first place and they are always broke. Can’t feed my cats or dogs, but gotta have them smokes. HATE.

  5. 5 ER

    Is that Holmes’ sister?……………….just kidding - Holmes amusing articles lead me to believe he can take a joke :)

  6. 6 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    There is something frightening about “her” eyes.

  7. 7 bob

    Ain’t she just cute as a bear. Not a Teddy bear, a great big fat ass
    grizzly bear with a real hairy lip and evil eyes.

  8. 8 BiscuitTin

    No kidding, I think this is the sister of someone I work with. Can you say where you came across this picture?

  9. 9 justforlaughs

    NO way that’s a WOMAN!

  10. 10 SnarkyBritches

    Wow, Photoshop will let ya put pigtails on ANYTHING!

  11. 11 Diana

    Dude. I may have to expedite my plans to quit smoking. Then again… I have no mustache, and never wear t-shirts with frou-frou stuff on them, and yeah, definitely, no ’stache. That woman looks like she yanked the facial hair off one of the Deadwood extras.

  12. 12 Holmes

    @ ER: Unfortunately, that is not my sister. How do you know that isn’t Pre-op Holmes? (Thanks Mock for sharing our secret with the world) And…yes…I can take a joke…I use my awesomely developed calf muscles to deflect them and to hold the bucket that I cry into…

  13. 13 sammie

    As a former smoker one of many motivations to quit was the smoker’s “look” - the lines around my mouth, the yellow pallor to the skin, gravelly voice, etc. This is all the more reason. P.S. I think this is a boy.

  14. 14 sbarros

    definitely a girl. I’m tellin’ ya, I see these people all the time in Wal-mart. And I don’t want to sound mean, but there is a sweet girl that works at our local tim horton’s with a mustache and beard. She has more facial hair than my daughter’s boyfriend. EEEEW.

  15. 15 wayne

    I am thinking that it’s a post-op “woman” that opted to buy cartons of cigs instead of the hormones.

  16. 16 Pris

    Thanks for the visual Holmes…. now I’m picturing your awesomely developed calf muscles wearing Wonder Woman bracelets (uh… calflets?) with all kinds of sheit bouncing off it… (and to hold the bucket… I will NOT ask if either you don’t have arms or if uh… with what are your hands normally busy…)

  17. 17 Violet

    Ladies and gentlemen, I now introduce to you America’s Next Top Model.

    $2 says this hottie is from Pikeville, KY.

  18. 18 mlm

    It looks like one of her kids made her an ashtray in art class, too! What a special touch!

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