So Danica Patrick and Milka Duno, drivers on the Indycar circuit, had a spat on pit road this weekend. Milka Duno is famous for being sort of pretty and for having moderate success in sportscars and VERY LITTLE success in indycars. Danica Patrick is famous for wearing skimpy outfits in various mens’ magazines and for having a little success in indycars but mostly for creating drama and whining about something at every possible opportunity.
Milka, I have to say, fights like a 4 year old girl who just got her barbies swiped. Danica fights like she thinks the world owes her something. This is a perfect recipe for an Awesome Cat Fight.
The Indystar had a post-catfight quote from Danica. It perfectly captures her essence, in my opinion. She said:
“Unfortunately, things involving me tend to evolve. I’m on the hot seat when I do something and when others do something (connected to me). It’s kind of the line that I walk because I’m popular.”
Poor Danica. It’s tough being popular. <insert gagging sounds here>
She’s upset because.
A. People are getting sick of her.
B. She has no driving talent.
c. Milka is prettier than her.
D. All of the above.
If Milka would have slapped her that would have been a real bitch slap.
I have no clue who those chick are but the “things involving me tend to evolve” is priceless!!!!