Brooke Hogan Will Not Run For President

Brooke Hogan outdid herself on her show “Brooke Knows Best” the other day, when she said, “You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

To be fair to Brooke, this could have been taped when a woman was ACTUALLY running for President, but
to be fair to the rest of the thinking population, this was probably taped last week, and Brooke is just completely out of touch with what’s going on in the world around her.

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7 Responses to “Brooke Hogan Will Not Run For President”


  1. 1 Melissa

    Oh dear I saw that today and felt for sure she was going to say “haha just kidding”. Surely no one is that stupid… Oh how wrong am I.

  2. 2 ER

    Is it just me or does she not kind of look like an ugly version of Olivia Newton John in this photo?

  3. 3 cobrien

    That picture is perfect-she even looks stupid!

  4. 4 wordwych

    ER, I was thinking sort of a cross between Olivia Newton John and Ann Jillian from one of the many cheesy sitcoms back in the 80s.

  5. 5 Violet

    She has one of those faces you just want to smack!

  6. 6 bob

    That expression is just yelling out “DUH!”

  7. 7 justforlaughs

    yeah but guys, she’s laughing all the way to the bank!!! cheeesh…

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