Comments on: Dame’s a Dork: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuch!

By: amanda

amanda — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:01:58 +0000

Sorry Dame, but I’m still laughing about the woman who stabbed herself in the foot while performing a GOOD LUCK ceremony. You don’t get much unluckier than that.

By: Dame Aufschneider

Dame Aufschneider — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:06:09 +0000

Bob- No, but, living in Indy, I heard this story on the news. She totally took my glory, didn’t she?!?

For those of you non-Hoosiers, this chick was performing a Wiccan ceremony, meaning she was burning candles and incense in a cemetary, while STABBING THE GROUND WITH A LARGE SWORD. And you thought Saturday nights in the midwest were boring. So…as Bob said, she was rushed to the ER after she stabbed the sword through her foot.

By the way…an update…yesterday, while trying to shut my bedroom door behind me, I slammed my bandaged phalange IN THE DOOR! THis stupid gaytarded finger is getting on my nerves.

Yes. Gaytarded. A new word that offends no one. Spread it around.

By: bob

bob — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:49:53 +0000

Don’t feel too bad Dame, it could be worse, I just read this..

LEBANON, Ind. - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

No one you know is it?

By: bob

bob — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:10:28 +0000

I bet you’re a really nervous person. Like the kind that chews their fingernails a lot.

By: Pris

Pris — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:25:14 +0000

Wow, now I like you even better! Not because of your finger stump but because I know imagine you walking around looking like Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…

By: Dame Aufschneider

Dame Aufschneider — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:48:18 +0000

yes…i was aware of my name’s origin….not too reveal too much about me, but I have what one would call a very large, melon-sized head. Seriously….I can’t wear normal sized hats. I have to have XL hats from the men’s department. So, to finally dispell the rumors, I chose my MockDock identity to be Dame Aufschneider…which, with the help of Altavista Babblefish is German for Lady BigHead.

And now you know.

PS. I was super pround of this name until having dinner with a close friend visiting from Germany, and I told him how clever I was to pick this German name. To which he replied “Aufschneider? That really doesn’t mean that…its actually a regular sir name.”

Sigh.

By: wordwych

wordwych — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:23:33 +0000

Feel better soon, Dame! I won’t bore you with the tale of how I got the scar on my index finger, but I will say that I, too, know just how sharp that type of knife can be.

By: Pris

Pris — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:10:13 +0000

Hope it gets better soon Dame….

Uh… you’re probably aware that Aufschneider in German’s someone that boasts / brags / shows-off right?
(and “funny” enough the word “schneiden” means to cut–!!!)
So having this name you HAVE the RIGHT to tell your stories and they gotta be the best uh… worst!

And now I know why Holmes uses his awesomely developed calf muscles to hold buckets… his hands have been burnt off!!! Just to one-you-up!