Just a few moments ago, Mockarena, Holmes, and Dame ventured to lunch at ____________. Across the vast parking lot, littered with Mini-vans, mulch-filled flatbeds, and _____________, Holmes noticed the couple (as seen above) obviously saying, “_____________.” The kicker to the whole scene was not the emotion-fueled embrace, but the ____________ of times that these two people ______________ and then re-embraced, kissed, and _______________. After the 8th attempt to slide into the cockpit of each vehicle and depart, heading off to lives of ____________, our Romeo and Juliet would slowly creep toward the back of the ____________ to once again embrace.
At this point we left our table in the restaurant, loaded into Mock’s auto to get a better look. Having parked nearby to get a better view, we began to weave thier tale…Kevin, an inside salesman, met Janet through an online dating service. Both divorced, and fearful of committing again, have never felt as close as they do to this, their e-match. A lunch time rendezvous has to be sufficient, as Jackie - Janet’s son - has Lacrosse practice tonight, barring them from an evening together.
And so it is, that lingering in the tepid exhaust of the strip mall’s parking lot, is the only time that these cyber-crossed lovers could feel the warmth of each other’s embrace…..14 freaking times over 40 minutes. That’s right. You read that right…they said goodbye, separated, and re-mounted 14 times in 40 minutes! Seriously, you see why we had no choice but to snap their images for the Dock!
God I used to love madlibs.
Dame doesn’t exaggerate. This couple was OUT OF CONTROL. There is nothing more fun than a lunchtime caper. You guys should have seen us stalking this couple. It would have only been more obvious if we’d have gotten OUT of the car to take the pictures.
Good times. Good times.
Nope, it’s more sinister than an e-couple. They are both married to others and time together is limited and fraught with guilt and desperation. It’s hard to say goodbye when each time you do might be the last.
One thing’s for sure: they’re not married. Saying goodbye’s a breeze for marrieds.
yep, I agree they are not married and they are doing something they should probably be ashamed of. As sammie said, it’s hard to say goodbye when it might be the last. They may not be fully “active” together, hence all the hugs and kisses. But I would guess they are up to no good
Definitely married. Not to one another.
EXCEPT THAT, when we finally saw Janet leave, we noticed her KID IN THE BACK OF HER CAR. This poor kid was subjected to an hour of this crap. That’s the only thing that made the caper un-fun.
The kid was in the car???? She left witnesses???? OMG!
I also think AFFAIR.
For sure they are married to other people!!! Who cares about the kid in the car-people act so stupid when they think they are in love with someone that all common sense flies out the window.
The guy’s shirt is super duper ugly-I hate polo shirts on grown men-unless they are playing golf.
The fact that you guys watched them for 40 minutes makes me laugh
ele - you have no idea how much we laughed at this too. It was like a 40 minutes comedy act. Giggles galore.
UNTIL the kid. I stopped giggling when I saw the kid.
I’m disappointed…won’t anyone try the madlib????
I would but I already know all the answers.
Ok, I’m ignorant to the madlib. Is the object to fill in the blankswith what we think are correct words or anything funny?
Just a few moments ago, Mockarena, Holmes, and Dame ventured to lunch at –Hotpants and Hotplates–. Across the vast parking lot, littered with Mini-vans, mulch-filled flatbeds, and –drunken Indians–, Holmes noticed the couple (as seen above) obviously saying, “–I can’t believe ER got cancelled–.” The kicker to the whole scene was not the emotion-fueled embrace, but the -painfully high number- of times that these two people –dismounted– and then re-embraced, kissed, and –tongue-lashed–. After the 8th attempt to slide into the ****pit of each vehicle and depart, heading off to lives of –mind-numbing suburban strife–, our Romeo and Juliet would slowly creep toward the back of the –bathroom stall–to once again embrace.
MORE MADLIBS…MOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Bob - yes. See jimmysmits post above.