Oh Dear God No

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going to visit Iraq.  To perform for the troops.  Which clearly must mean that they are in bed with our worst enemies, because there is no way that the troops would see this as anything other than a blatant attack.  We can only hope that they are free to fire at will as soon as those two clowns are in sight.

And guess what else!  They are coming out with a video game.  Spencer said, “It’s top secret.  Get ready. All your wildest dreams are going to be in it.”

I don’t see how they can possibly be creating a video which contains me winning a $50 million dollar powerball AND punching both of them in the face, but I guess we’ll see.

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4 Responses to “Oh Dear God No”


  1. 1 Holmes

    Her mouth is open…that douche can so see the light streaming in through it…

  2. 2 bob

    Look at his face, the concentration, the stare. He’s got something on his mind but it ain’t surfing.

  3. 3 Sunshyndrmr

    any game they could create I could surely win and I’m terrible at video games. and who in the celebrity world goes “I know, I’ll create a video game”? unless you’re in skateboarding or something.

  4. 4 Crabby

    Come on! FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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