Here’s what Nicole Kidman looks like TWO WEEKS after giving emptying a baby out of her uterine area. Seriously, what kind of alien freak is Nicole Kidman? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
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she never looked super huge prego to start, but yes, this is amazing.
i don’t remember ever seeing her in any photo’s in her last prego days….i’m skeptical but then i’m always skeptical of the hollywood peeps. lainey hints she had a surrogate but didn’t want anyone to know?…
As much as I’d like to join in the mocking, I have to say that a co-worker of mine who was tall and lanky with a build very similar to Nicole Kidman’s carried a 8.5 pound baby nine days past her due date, never looked like she was more than six months pregnant, and left the hospital in her pre-pregnancy jeans, which she described as “A little bit snug but OK.” I frankly would not have believed it unless I’d seen it, but some women apparently carry their babies deep in the pelvis and somehow manage not to take on a lot of baby fat. My co-worker did the same thing with her second child, a 8.9 pounder!
why isn’t she at home bonding with the baby?
I heard on one of those Hollywood shows that she was out to lunch with some people about 2-3 days after the birth! There was NO WAY I would be separated from my son that soon! Would you, ladies?
My niece was so sick during her first trimester that she actually lost a lot of weight, so after her baby was born she easily wore pre-pregnancy jeans. HOWEVER…..it’s odd that Nicole’s stomach is so flat. After most births women have that ‘jelly belly’ syndrome for several weeks until the stomach returns to normal and tightens up again.
actually i can’t tell if her belly is flat, the shirt is a bit loose and the pants are hip huggers…