Comments on: You Know What I Love?

By: Anita

Anita — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:02:56 +0000

I am married to the king of made up words. He has an arsenal. Stupidiot anyone?

By: fishistix

fishistix — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:15:03 +0000

I once meant to say put that in your pipe and smoke it and instead said “put that in your smike and pope it”. For some reason it was hysterical and to this day it was my dysfunctional group of friends and I say instead of the correct saying.

By: amanda

amanda — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:58:15 +0000

All I can come up with is my all-time-most-hated fake word “momager.”

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:45:43 +0000

My favorite…from a friend of mine (college graduate) “Personably, I could neve drive acrossed country, irregardless of the kind of car I had.”

By: Lioness

Lioness — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:27:43 +0000

My favorites are “edumacation” and “expecially.” My manager used the latter today throughout our training session, and I just had to bite my knuckles to keep from breaking out my mini-dictionary and give him an “expecially” good “edumacation” in the use and spelling of such words. “Irregardless,” the story ends there.

By: Anonymous99

Anonymous99 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:23:42 +0000

When I was in high school I had a part time job in a grocery store. One afternoon I was helping one of the managers put together a stand alone display - you know, the ones you run into with your cart and knock all over the floor.

After struggling with this thing (with rods, baskets, metal parts and other items I could not identify) for over an hour I blurted out, in my special scarcastic way, “This is more fun than erection set!” The manager stopped and stared at me and the little old lady wheeling her groceries out of the store gave me a very dirty look, sniffed at me and walked out. After I realized what I had said I turned 15 shades of red and decided there was work to be done in the back room and stayed there the rest of the shift.

Misusing words is almost as bad as making words up.

By: justforlaughs

justforlaughs — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:59:12 +0000

my son, while we were driving in the car, said he saw 4 police officers copulating in their car (i think he meant congregating-he was trying to sound smart) but i never laughed so hard in my life, hahahah, of course he was only 9 or 10 yrs old at the time…sorry this has nothing to do with putting words together to make another word…

By: Sunshyndrmr

Sunshyndrmr — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:05:40 +0000

tired rocks, oh that’s cute! Cause somewhere someone came up with “sleep in your eyes” which doesn’t make a ton of sense. but we all know it. I like tired rocks!

By: mlm

mlm — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:48:12 +0000

Not a combination word, but my son calls the crusty sleep you have in your eyes when you wake up, “tired rocks”!

By: sbarros

sbarros — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:58:26 +0000

I just heard a story about a 4 year old who called his uncle a bast$%#. Everyone was shocked until his explanation that the uncle had a bass boat and was a turd. Ahh, kids yes.