OK Magazine is running the first photos of Matt McConahoweveryouspellit’s new baby boy, Levi. In the accompanying article, Matt says,
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
If Matthew was the father of my about-to-be-born kid, and I was in labor, and he started going all Brazilian DJ on me, and he said “Don’t let the contraction be more than you” to me, I would punch him square in the face.
The kid’s awfully cute, I must say. Get a good look at him now, because this might be the last time you see him NOT smoking pot.
I’ve read too many articles about his lack of personal hygiene, and apparently Camilla shares his passion for not bathing - eeek! CUTE kid though!
Why does such a good looking guy have to be so…what’s the word…trashy?
Mockarena, I was thinking exactly like you as I read his statement: I would have punched him squarely in the face.
And then I would have utilized the nearest sharp instrument to geld him, thus ensuring that he never, ever sired another child and put another woman through a Brazilian-DJ-no-painkiller birth.
It says “no painkiller”… doesn’t mention not using (smokin’) anything else.
Brazilians like showers (I know it for a fact), but then again, with a guy that hot, why shower if you’ll want to get down n’ dirty in a few minutes again (and I don’t mean giving birth).
Yo, since we didn’t hear it from her who knows, maybe she’s the one who said (after smokin’ some) “…honey, do that DJ thing and dance for me…” (’cause it maybe makes her laugh so much it works like helping with the contractions)… but if it was not her idea… I might not punch him but rather throw surgical instruments at him.
The cute kid looks like it’s already making the blow-the-smoke face though HAHA!
He’s quoted as saying, “I want my son to be a little cooler than me.” What?! Not, “I want my son to be smarter than me and more successful than me.” I think the quote directly following that one was, “Alright, alright, alright…”
Also, I would totally punch him if he wanted to get into the rhythm of my contractions whilst being a Brazilian DJ. And tell him to hop to it and get me some painkillers.
So they named their spawn after a popular brand of jeans??
He is cute but everything that comes out of his mouth makes me cringe.