Let’s face it. Dude looks damn good for 74. And I will be moved out of my first class seat in hell STRAIGHT into coach for saying this, but he also kiiiiinda looks like a burn victim in the face-ular area. IS he a burn victim? I honestly don’t know.
And, as a designer of CLOTHING, I would appreciate if he would wear more of it. This is waaaay more of Armani than I think anyone needs to see.
I doubt it’s a case of burn. Looks like he had a mustache and goatee, got a suntan, and then shaved his facial hair, so it’s all white underneath! He does look good for a man in his 70’s, but I agree, put some more clothes on.
I was going to say plastic surgery, but I think the shaved moustache/goatee thing is more likely.
I was looking at the nose… or lack thereof. Just nostrils… no nose, really. Creepy.
SnarkyBritches, I think he’s got Michael Jackson nose syndrome.
Yea I thought the same thing about the burn victim…..I’ll see you in hell.
poking…out…my…eyes…with a ….stick now
Somebody went overboard on the manscaping.
@Snarky, good call on the nostrils. They are staring right at you.
Voldemort has returned!
I, too, noticed the pig nostrils. Sadly, there is not much of a package to show. I think Speedos should be outlawed. There is no man alive who looks good in them. Even men who are young and buff look absolutely ridiculous in them, like they’re trying too hard to look “European”.
My first reaction was… OMG, it’s Nicki Lauda!
My second reaction was - who let him outside dressed like that? Does he not have any friends?!?!?! He can dress the stars, but dang - he needs to design himself a pair of proper swim trunks! Banana Hammocks are fine for boys under the age of 10… NOT grown men!