Comments on: Giorgio Armani Would Like You To See His Package

By: ALS

ALS — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:46:56 +0000

My first reaction was… OMG, it’s Nicki Lauda!

My second reaction was - who let him outside dressed like that? Does he not have any friends?!?!?! He can dress the stars, but dang - he needs to design himself a pair of proper swim trunks! Banana Hammocks are fine for boys under the age of 10… NOT grown men!

By: mlm

mlm — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:41:20 +0000

I, too, noticed the pig nostrils. Sadly, there is not much of a package to show. I think Speedos should be outlawed. There is no man alive who looks good in them. Even men who are young and buff look absolutely ridiculous in them, like they’re trying too hard to look “European”.

By: Diana

Diana — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:02:53 +0000

Voldemort has returned!

By: Gabone

Gabone — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:56:18 +0000

Somebody went overboard on the manscaping.

@Snarky, good call on the nostrils. They are staring right at you.

By: sbarros

sbarros — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:39:31 +0000

poking…out…my…eyes…with a ….stick now

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:54:50 +0000

Yea I thought the same thing about the burn victim…..I’ll see you in hell.

By: amanda

amanda — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:33:49 +0000

SnarkyBritches, I think he’s got Michael Jackson nose syndrome.

By: SnarkyBritches

SnarkyBritches — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:27:21 +0000

I was looking at the nose… or lack thereof. Just nostrils… no nose, really. Creepy.

By: Olivia J. Snarkypants

Olivia J. Snarkypants — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:15:06 +0000

I was going to say plastic surgery, but I think the shaved moustache/goatee thing is more likely.

By: ER

ER — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:39:55 +0000

I doubt it’s a case of burn. Looks like he had a mustache and goatee, got a suntan, and then shaved his facial hair, so it’s all white underneath! He does look good for a man in his 70’s, but I agree, put some more clothes on.