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That is pretty funny! Although, she is not “typical” of Hooter’s waitresses. Take one look at her chest–not “Hootery” enough.
That is the most AWESOME thing ever! Heeheehee. Who thought of that contest. Pure genius.
Is it okay that I think this is hilarious and feel really bad for her at the same time? Because I totally would have fallen for the same gag!
Awesome. I’ll bet she worked her little chest off to win that beer sales contest.
She looks like a dumber less talented version of Sarah Maclachlan.
That’s why you should always get things in writing. Toy Yoda would have been a lot less appealing than Toyota!
Even getting it in writing wouldn’t help a Hooters waitress … you gotta be able to read!
She certainly looks pissed and humorless in the picture. Imagine how many guys she serviced — woops, I mean, served — imagine how many guys she served in order to win that contest!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! Sheer brilliance on the part of whoever thought it up!
But wait, it’s still mint-in-box! Put it on ebay and buy 12 Toyotas!