Let’s just assume that this picture is intended to be used in a personals ad. An eHarmony profile picture, perhaps. Mockdock love goes to the mockdocker with the best profile description. GO!
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Nothing comes between me and my Barbies.
I’m a barbie guy, in a barbie world…
I’m too distracted by the fact that he kept his socks on to think of an ad. Seriously? Socks?
He left the socks on so that he could attach the spurs that he uses while he rides his hot pink hobby horse (look at the corner behind the bed).
is he using his daughter’s room to take a sexy picture? (not that he is sexy) Who has the camera? His daughter? Maybe its not eharmony, maybe its meetapedophile.com
He’s saying, ‘I want to be Barbie. The b!tch has everything’ as he lounges in his 1970s-era single-wide with his socks on the protect his toes from roach bites.
Hi, I’m a Barbie in a Ken’s body and I want you Holmes.
Does he have only half a mustache or is that some sort of weird shadow?
Oh. Hi ladies. I was just casually lounging in my … love shack.
What, this? Why, yes, it IS a barbie bedset. Pure cotton. 200 thread count. Touch it. It’s soft. Just like my skin. Smell that. It’s strawberry baby lotion.
Yeah. I like to be clean. That’s why I carefully groom my facial hair. Like my half-stache? I grew it just for you.
The horsie? Her name is BarBina. I use her to practice riding you. All. Night. Long.
Maybe if we really hit it off, you can see my toes. You’d like that, wouldn’t you. Dirty girl.
Send me a contact baby. SRS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!!!!
One, I have to say: Ewww!!! Because…
Two: I think he used to babysit me.
I gotta hand this round to KittythePooka. No question. The only part of that I take issue with is that the personal ad seems to be directed towards WOMEN.
Somehow, I can’t put my finger on it - he seems more like a male-seeking-male kind of dude.
God I hope that pillow case gets washed!
Yay!
Bob…I don’t know you well enough to identify if that was a direct statement from you…but I believe the assignment was to caption the image…though I am flattered. The reality is, Holmes is so straight that I eat a hot dog from the middle.
Now excuse me while I go spill my seed all over the halls Women’s Hospital…the balm for all that ails you!!!!! (Trumpets blare!)
This is the my space photo they’ll use when he’s featured on an upcoming Dateline NBC Pedophile episode.
Holy Crap! KittythePooka! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. “Like my half-stache?” LMAO!
The only reason that I can be so accurate is that I know people like this.