Mariah Carey Shows Up At TRL, and Remains Annoying While Doing So.

God I hate her. You know, she’s kind of getting to that age where this outfit is no longer appropriate. In fact, I don’t know that this outfit is appropriate for ANY age, because it’s hideous. You know what I really hate? I hate her speaking voice. I do not understand how she is able to sing at all when her speaking voice sounds like a toad with strep throat.

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3 Responses to “Mariah Carey Shows Up At TRL, and Remains Annoying While Doing So.”


  1. 1 Ka-Duh

    I like how in the beginning where it says “Up Next” and under that it says “you’ll be loving Mariah Carey.” Yeah… more like “You’ll want to stab yourself in the ears so you can’t hear this b*tch anymore.”

  2. 2 amanda

    I HATE this song. I’ll be loving you long time? Really? She should be saying ‘me so horny’ or something to that effect. Gross.

  3. 3 Hatchetwoman

    “He took it to new heights” That’s what TI (or however he spells it, whoever he is) did for her song.

    The woman is so inarticulate, it’s really painful to listen to her. What the heck does “He took it to new heights” mean? Was it written in the depths and saved only by TI’s artistry? Does it mean she went from mere arousal to orgasmic vocalizations? Did TI merely raise the volume? I just don’t understand how supposed musicians and singers get away with this kind of bland characterization of their so-called oevres.

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