Exhibit 9047: Proof That Bigger Isn’t Necessarily Better

You know how when you see a totally horrific video you sometimes can’t turn away, no matter how much you want to? And then even when it ends, you replay it over and over just BECAUSE it’s so horrific and you just can’t even believe what you’ve just witnessed? And then you build up sort of an immunity to that initial shock of it and are then just sort of in awe of it? Because of just how horrific it is?

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10 Responses to “Exhibit 9047: Proof That Bigger Isn’t Necessarily Better”


  1. 1 Ka-Duh

    Um I have a question…. how the &$%# does she walk? Woah baby.

  2. 2 sammie

    This is really sad and confusing. Why, why would you not have surgery? At any cost.

  3. 3 Clast

    It looks like she’s got a fat person’s ass sticking out of her chest.

  4. 4 cobrien

    Well its no wonder why her shirt isn’t buttoned-I wonder where she can even find shirts to fit her.

  5. 5 JC

    Dude, I just balled up my fist next to my bust and, even being a D, I don’t know what to say to this…other than to pray and hope that someday “there but for the grace of god go I”.

    P.S. Even as a D, my fist is smaller than my boob.

  6. 6 amanda

    Her head looks so small when compared to her boobs. It’s almost like she has a shrunken head. *shudder*

  7. 7 Pris

    The cause of bovine envy… and she must have the strongest back muscles EVER to keep walking straight and not just topple over!

    Imagine how hard it must be to fling them over when you’re tired of sleeping on one side and want to switch to the other… probably gotta do it fast so they don’t get stuck on top of you & crush you to death!

  8. 8 UncleBoogie

    Last time I saw a head that small Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones had to zap it with a ray gun.

  9. 9 Bunny

    I have never felt more sorry for an item of clothing as I do for that bra. Swing low, sweet chariots……

  10. 10 justforlaughs

    Wait just a doggone minute here! Does she think she’s sexy for gosh sake? Surely she can find something to cover those things up with??

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