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	<title>Comments on: I Learned A New Word Today!</title>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh boy

http://www.merkinworld.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh boy</p>
<p><a href="http://www.merkinworld.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.merkinworld.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also just discovered that fuzzy fishing lures are also called merkins.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also just discovered that fuzzy fishing lures are also called merkins.</p>
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		<title>By: Christine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://tinyurl.com/6ds4cr</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/6ds4cr" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/6ds4cr</a></p>
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		<title>By: MerlinDBear</title>
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		<dc:creator>MerlinDBear</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I first learned what a merkin was when I watched a pre-op transsexual do a strip tease one night - when the G string came off showing the merkin and not her frank 'n beans, the crowd went wild.
I had to ask my friend what the hell that was, and he told me it was a merkin, then explained it to me. 
Aaaaahh, misspent youth. 
Incidentally, the term is used to describe the lesbian version of a gay man's "beard".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I first learned what a merkin was when I watched a pre-op transsexual do a strip tease one night - when the G string came off showing the merkin and not her frank &#8216;n beans, the crowd went wild.<br />
I had to ask my friend what the hell that was, and he told me it was a merkin, then explained it to me.<br />
Aaaaahh, misspent youth.<br />
Incidentally, the term is used to describe the lesbian version of a gay man&#8217;s &#8220;beard&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Feelbad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dr. Feelbad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I guess I'm the only one who bought "Merkin Ball", Pearl Jam's companion EP to Neil Young's "Mirror Ball". That was, like, 1995.

So, yeah, I knew what a merkin was before hearing about Sienna Miller's snatch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I guess I&#8217;m the only one who bought &#8220;Merkin Ball&#8221;, Pearl Jam&#8217;s companion EP to Neil Young&#8217;s &#8220;Mirror Ball&#8221;. That was, like, 1995.</p>
<p>So, yeah, I knew what a merkin was before hearing about Sienna Miller&#8217;s snatch.</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
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		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I learn something everyday at the mock dock...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I learn something everyday at the mock dock&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: sammie</title>
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		<dc:creator>sammie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Because I can never leave well enough alone:  how does it stay on (a woman)?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because I can never leave well enough alone:  how does it stay on (a woman)?</p>
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		<title>By: mlm</title>
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		<dc:creator>mlm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(Hey Buckeye Bob--  O H) :)

Now, I know a GREAT word to insult people with and 95% of them won't know what it means! Yay!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Hey Buckeye Bob&#8211;  O H) <img src='http://www.themockdock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Now, I know a GREAT word to insult people with and 95% of them won&#8217;t know what it means! Yay!</p>
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		<title>By: Holmes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"OH, hey I need one of those....and now I know what my nickname means."  This is a day of jubilation!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;OH, hey I need one of those&#8230;.and now I know what my nickname means.&#8221;  This is a day of jubilation!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Buckeye Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buckeye Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who put those damn stars there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who put those damn stars there?</p>
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