Ok. So this photo is old, because it was a good year ago that Brooke Hogan wore this rag. I don’t recall the event, and I certainly have no idea who this absurdly small man is beside her. But I just thought I’d give you some insight as to what goes through my head when I see such a photo. What you’re about to witness is my actual train of thought.
Holy crap. I had forgotten all about that dress. Wait. Who can even call that a dress. That’s all that remains from a fight between a leopard and really really gay man. My GOD that girl is tall. How tall IS she for crying out loud? That’s an ADULT MALE next to her. Although, as I look at him I can’t help but think he doesn’t have pubic hair. Why the hell am I thinking about his pubic hair? I wonder if he’s ever made out with a girl. OMG wouldn’t it be hilarious if he and Brooke were a couple? How would that even WORK? OMG now I’m getting a visual. Noooooooooooooooooo.
Now you have a visual too, don’t you?
You’re welcome.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE the way your brain works! Mine wouldn’t even go past the what-the-hell-is-she-thinking?!
I refuse to get a visual, refuse! Sh** didn’t work… now I see him wearing the dress too! Nooooo!
Her bellybutton looks strange. Almost like it’s been sucking on a lemon. I know, I’m weird.
The wee little man is one of the guys from the first season of Beauty and the Geek. He said on the show that he’d never kissed a girl before. Who knows by now, but that’s the oddest tv pairing I’ve seen in a long time.
That dress is absurd–I don’t know if it’s the dress that’s making her look like a 35 year old woman in that pic or not. Maybe it’s the world-weary, smug smile she has on her face. She just looks like an older TV host of some sort, not a 19 or 20 year old girl!
Is that Screech from Saved by the Bell? Yes. In my head it is.