Let me just begin by saying that gangsta rap is to music as cancer is to life.
Complete lack of musical ability aside, DMX is ridiculous. (It pained me just now to put the words “musical ability” and “DMX” in the same sentence.)
Anyway, he is in legal trouble (again). That’s really not surprising, considering he spends all his time either glorifying crime through rapping, or associating with other criminals, or engaging in crime himself - but what is kinda surprising is that when asked about his recent felony charges, he broke out into a rap. As if this is perfectly normal and within the established parameters of regular discourse. You can read the full story here.
From now on, when my boss asks me why I haven’t finished that proposal, I intend to respond in rap-form.
I ain’t tryin’ to work on no propizzle
I’d rather be Mockdockin’ fo’ shizzle
So quit frontin’ on employizzles
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Happy Friday, MockDockers!
I love how his real name is Earl… something about being a gangsta rapper named Earl is hilarious to me. Earl just doesn’t really go with “izzle” very well…
The fact that rap is derived from crap really sums up the type of noise it is.
(Buckeye Bob–O H)
Mock, your last line of that rap should say, “who be laughin in their cube-izles”.
Does he think he is Muhammed Ali or something?
My kids call rap “Retards Attempting Poetry”
Apologies to anyone who’s actually retarded.
I’m no fan, but equating gangsta rap with cancer … well, I’d expect nothing less from the likes of you. Pathetic.
“I hope you get gangsta rap.” See, doesn’t work.
“From the likes of you” - what the hell does that mean? Don’t call Bunny pathetic. Together with a significant army, we could totally take you, and get gangsta on your ass.
Bunny, don’t worry bout Dr. Feelbad, all of us love ya and you just keep on mockin! (He’s probably a closet rapper..)
A shout out to the homies who got my back here.
Dr. Feelbad - ouch! I don’t like your medicine one bit.
Dr. Feelbad…Oh No You Di’nt…
Indeed, I did. Deal with it. I don’t find equating a genre of music with a horrible disease particularly funny. I didn’t think you would either, given what I used to think of the real people behind the personae. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Sheesh.