Comments on: Wow. http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:11:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Dani http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5632 Dani Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:07:26 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5632 All I can think of is Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas. "Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do..." He does look like he is made of wax, but aren't they usually celebrities? I hope it is fake, but who is he supposed to be?! Yikes! All I can think of is Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas.

“Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do…”

He does look like he is made of wax, but aren’t they usually celebrities? I hope it is fake, but who is he supposed to be?! Yikes!

]]> By: amanda http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5627 amanda Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:06:21 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5627 cobrien, I thought the exact same thing when I saw this. She HAS to be at a wax museum. There is no way something living can look that way. cobrien, I thought the exact same thing when I saw this. She HAS to be at a wax museum. There is no way something living can look that way.

]]> By: BiscuitTin http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5622 BiscuitTin Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:28:50 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5622 I think cobrien is 100% right - that is a mannequin of some kind. It's a "pose with ______________" novelty somewhere. The light reflecting off his head is like light reflecting off of hard plastic, not living, overly-self-tanned skin, and is that a seam on his nose? cobrien has called it. I think cobrien is 100% right - that is a mannequin of some kind. It’s a “pose with ______________” novelty somewhere. The light reflecting off his head is like light reflecting off of hard plastic, not living, overly-self-tanned skin, and is that a seam on his nose? cobrien has called it.

]]> By: cobrien http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5620 cobrien Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:51:16 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5620 He looks like he is made out of wax. Is she at a wax museum? He looks like he is made out of wax. Is she at a wax museum?

]]> By: bricejenn http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5619 bricejenn Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:01:29 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5619 Is this guy even real? His arms look kind of fake, and theres a part of his forehead than is a totally a different color than the rest. Maybe somebody playing with photoshop... Is this guy even real? His arms look kind of fake, and theres a part of his forehead than is a totally a different color than the rest. Maybe somebody playing with photoshop…

]]> By: sbarros http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5617 sbarros Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:18:30 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5617 his ears are a funny shape his ears are a funny shape

]]> By: ele http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5614 ele Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:38:23 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5614 Ugghhhhh.... and his arms are a relatively normal shade. Who puts on a ridiculous amount of self tanner and misses their whole body except their face?? You could make the argument though that the color of his face brings out his eyes hahahahahaha Ugghhhhh…. and his arms are a relatively normal shade. Who puts on a ridiculous amount of self tanner and misses their whole body except their face??

You could make the argument though that the color of his face brings out his eyes hahahahahaha

]]> By: SnarkyBritches http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5613 SnarkyBritches Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:29:14 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5613 Oh my flipping gawd, wordwych! My gut hurts from laughing!!! That was AWESOME! Oh my flipping gawd, wordwych! My gut hurts from laughing!!! That was AWESOME!

]]> By: wordwych http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5609 wordwych Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:55:42 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5609 I'm hearing Billy Mays screaming: "ARE YOU TIRED OF DATING JERKS? LOOKING FOR *THE* *PERFECT* *GUY*? WHY TROLL BARS WHEN YOU CAN ORDER *YOUR* *VERY* *OWN* PROGRAMMABLE AUTOBOYFRIEND? CHOOSE FROM SIX DIFFERENT ETHNIC STYLES. LOOK AT THE AMAZINGLY SMOOTH AND LIFELIKE SKIN. YOU'LL GET NO BEARD BURN FROM THESE GENTS, LADIES. FOR JUST SIX EASY PAYMENT OF $49.95, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE FOREVER TO LONELY FRIDAY NIGHTS AND THAT OH-GOD-WHAT-WAS-I-THINKING SUNDAY MORNINGS. BUT WAIT! ORDER IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND WE'LL INCLUDE AN EXTRA AUTOBOYFRIEND GROOMING KIT - A $25.00 VALUE! KEEP YOUR AUTOBOYFRIEND LOOKING SPIFFY AND HANDSOME WITH AN EXTRA-LARGE CAN OF SPRAY-ON TAN...." I’m hearing Billy Mays screaming: “ARE YOU TIRED OF DATING JERKS? LOOKING FOR *THE* *PERFECT* *GUY*? WHY TROLL BARS WHEN YOU CAN ORDER *YOUR* *VERY* *OWN* PROGRAMMABLE AUTOBOYFRIEND? CHOOSE FROM SIX DIFFERENT ETHNIC STYLES. LOOK AT THE AMAZINGLY SMOOTH AND LIFELIKE SKIN. YOU’LL GET NO BEARD BURN FROM THESE GENTS, LADIES. FOR JUST SIX EASY PAYMENT OF $49.95, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE FOREVER TO LONELY FRIDAY NIGHTS AND THAT OH-GOD-WHAT-WAS-I-THINKING SUNDAY MORNINGS. BUT WAIT! ORDER IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND WE’LL INCLUDE AN EXTRA AUTOBOYFRIEND GROOMING KIT - A $25.00 VALUE! KEEP YOUR AUTOBOYFRIEND LOOKING SPIFFY AND HANDSOME WITH AN EXTRA-LARGE CAN OF SPRAY-ON TAN….”

]]> By: Olivia J. Snarkypants http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/27/wow-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5608 Olivia J. Snarkypants Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:38:55 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2988#comment-5608 His and her eyebrows freak me out. However, the fact that his lips blend into his skin is just bizarre. In 5 years, he's either going to 10 times worse, or competely humiliated. Let's hope for that latter, because I'm not sure I can handle the worse version. His and her eyebrows freak me out. However, the fact that his lips blend into his skin is just bizarre. In 5 years, he’s either going to 10 times worse, or competely humiliated. Let’s hope for that latter, because I’m not sure I can handle the worse version.

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