You know what’s really amazing about this picture? The girl doesn’t look remotely embarrassed. She looks perfectly happy to be in the arms of a dude who looks about as human as Jude Law’s character in AI.
LOOK at the sheen this guy’s skin has. He’s practically radioactive. And his lips - are you seeing the color of his lips? And the goo on top of his head? It’s not even like he just finger-combed some pomade through there - it’s like someone picked him up and turned him upside down, hanging by his ankles, and then they dipped him into a vat of sticky oil, turned him back over, blotted off excess oil and sent him on his way.
Either that, or that’s a merkin on his head.
I think the stuff on his hair is probably, lets see how I can phrase this, Did you ever see “Something about Mary”?
What’s really scary is… HIS eyebrows are more groomed, shaped, and plucked than HERS are.
She’s got herself a real Ken Doll. Complete with UberFakeTan.
HAHAHAHAHAHA definitely a Merkin!!!!!
Talk about a disgustingly plastic-looking dude….
His and her eyebrows freak me out. However, the fact that his lips blend into his skin is just bizarre. In 5 years, he’s either going to 10 times worse, or competely humiliated. Let’s hope for that latter, because I’m not sure I can handle the worse version.
I’m hearing Billy Mays screaming: “ARE YOU TIRED OF DATING JERKS? LOOKING FOR *THE* *PERFECT* *GUY*? WHY TROLL BARS WHEN YOU CAN ORDER *YOUR* *VERY* *OWN* PROGRAMMABLE AUTOBOYFRIEND? CHOOSE FROM SIX DIFFERENT ETHNIC STYLES. LOOK AT THE AMAZINGLY SMOOTH AND LIFELIKE SKIN. YOU’LL GET NO BEARD BURN FROM THESE GENTS, LADIES. FOR JUST SIX EASY PAYMENT OF $49.95, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE FOREVER TO LONELY FRIDAY NIGHTS AND THAT OH-GOD-WHAT-WAS-I-THINKING SUNDAY MORNINGS. BUT WAIT! ORDER IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND WE’LL INCLUDE AN EXTRA AUTOBOYFRIEND GROOMING KIT - A $25.00 VALUE! KEEP YOUR AUTOBOYFRIEND LOOKING SPIFFY AND HANDSOME WITH AN EXTRA-LARGE CAN OF SPRAY-ON TAN….”
Oh my flipping gawd, wordwych! My gut hurts from laughing!!! That was AWESOME!
Ugghhhhh…. and his arms are a relatively normal shade. Who puts on a ridiculous amount of self tanner and misses their whole body except their face??
You could make the argument though that the color of his face brings out his eyes hahahahahaha
his ears are a funny shape
Is this guy even real? His arms look kind of fake, and theres a part of his forehead than is a totally a different color than the rest. Maybe somebody playing with photoshop…
He looks like he is made out of wax. Is she at a wax museum?
I think cobrien is 100% right - that is a mannequin of some kind. It’s a “pose with ______________” novelty somewhere. The light reflecting off his head is like light reflecting off of hard plastic, not living, overly-self-tanned skin, and is that a seam on his nose? cobrien has called it.
cobrien, I thought the exact same thing when I saw this. She HAS to be at a wax museum. There is no way something living can look that way.
All I can think of is Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas.
“Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do…”
He does look like he is made of wax, but aren’t they usually celebrities? I hope it is fake, but who is he supposed to be?! Yikes!