You guys, as I was collecting some archived instant messages exchanged between me and my fellow mockers earlier today, I came across an exchange between me and Holmes, shortly after I (along with the entire rest of the blogging community) posted the first “Leave Me Alone” Chris Crocker video. And the exchange was as follows:
Mockarena: Go. At once. To mockdock. And watch the crazy fan. Holy mother of crap!
Holmes: I think I just met my future bride…. I love the snot-wrangling that is done after each outburst… I love the sheet pulled over her head as if she is hoping Haley Joel Osment will come and find safety with her
Mockarena: Dude. I think he’s a guy.
Holmes: what
Mockarena: yeah - I think it’s a guy
Holmes: that is a dude… then it is Haley Joel Osment. I must now go and kill myself
Mockarena: You just had a near-gay experience!!
Holmes: it has been nice knowing you… but I have found the need to not live any longer…. holy mother of crap
Mockarena: I just copied and pasted this entire exchange to Dame - I am crying with laughter right now
Holmes: me tooo
Anyway, can you even imagine if the video above was the first time Holmes saw Chris Crocker? He would have fallen in love. Because, and I say this with no shame whatsoever, Chris Crocker is a beautiful girl, particularly in this video. You know I’m right. Admit it.
So Chris Crocker is leaving YouTube to start his own website, and naturally he’s all huffy and hairflippy about it. Enjoy.
hahahahahahahahahahaha aaaahhhhha ahahahahahahahah, that’s fun to watch
Let me start with this. I’m a very girlie looking girl, not manish in any way shape or form (except for my love of football and fart jokes). However, if this dude and I were sitting on a couch together and someone had to pick which of us had a wang… I’m afraid that I would lose. Oh yeah I would lose bad.
Poor Holmes! Seeing as he is very un-gay, I wonder how he recovered from that experience.
I hardly think Chris is the “face” of you tube. And I doubt they will miss him.
Miss him, MISS him, like M. S. him?! F’in F-tard.
F’in F-tard….new favorite phrase!
He is also an uneducated idiot. The plural of crisis is not crisises, it is crises. Of course, that would be the least of this guy’s problems.
We all have youtube to thank for allowing she-males like this to make themselves “famous.” UGH!
Empires are about to crumble. Really? And what the eff is a pre-life crisis? Would this be similar to a embryonic crisis? How about a fetal crisis? Just curious…
I hate to say it, but Chris Crocker is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. When I first saw him (my cousin showed him to me around the time of the “Leave Britney Alone” video), I could tell he was a man, though. Now it would be much harder.
He does have a manish voice, though. It’s like when people try to talk to kids and they don’t really know what to do, so they get their voices all high and stuff.