So yesterday Nick Hogan turned 18. Behind bars. (Irony #1) His parents came to visit - separately. (Irony #2) His mom bought him a skateboard for his birthday. (Irony #3) His dad brought a large cake…but he wasn’t allowed to give it to Nick. Nick could only look at it on the video screen. (Irony #4) When asked if the cake had a file baked into it, the Hulk jokingly replied, “There was TEN files in it!” (Irony #5 AND Hatchetwoman’s grammar wrath)
I could go on an on listing all the ironies of the Hogan family…but instead I’ll just post this great pic:
And to think, if it was not for wrestling, they would all still be together in a singlewide.
Mom attempt to attract attention to her uh… how Mockarena would say chestular area… totally failed… as her daughter decided to wear their curtain (or was it the sofa?)
What a group of weirdos….seriously…..there must be 10 brain cells between the 4 of them.
Caption to this photo:
Man off camera asks, “Hey Hulk, how many no talent, self-obsessed douchbags have you and Linda created just for the mere torture of the American public?”
I swear, every time I see a photo of this family… the amount of hair bleach is unimaginable!
Mom seems to have a bit of uni-boob or lopsided-boob going on. She looks a bit creepy here and way overdressed compared to the others.
Hey, I got a mention! How cool!!
You’re right, I do see/hear things like, “There was ten files in there!” and just gnash my teeth. I think “Hulk” Hogan took one too many kicks to the head.
Maybe the whole family did — what a mess. They actually look like a parody of Trash Who Think They’re Cool. They’re almost like the White Trash equivalent of Ghetto Fabulous (a term my assistant taught me and one that I just LOVE).
I wonder if their collective IQ is even close to that of a single person’s average IQ?
Wonder if the hair bleach has anything to do with the collective IQ. It has definitely affected some of the classmates I had in college, I’ll tell you that much.
I wonder how many times Nick was given a birthday present that required him to “relax and set his feet”…