This dude’s lawnmower wouldn’t start on Wednesday, so he did what any normal person does in that situation: he shot it.
This brings new meaning to the term “troubleshooting”.
A small part of me totally wishes I had been there to witness this fiasco. I looooooooove watching other peoples’ small-engine-induced temper tantrums!
Full story here.
Bet his wife hasn’t stopped working.
Is this his mug shot? Did he get arrested for shooting his lawnmower? What was he charged with?
I saw this article last week. He was drunk. OK I have had my moments when I have had maybe one too many and done some odd things but wanting to mow my yard and then shoot the lawn mower? Something tells me that he was partaking in more than a few too many Miller Lites-that’s the look of a man who just drank an entire bottle of Jack.
Somebody needs to buy that man a comb and a razor!
The charge? Shooting a John Deere out of season, of course!
One time, at camp Okajobboo in the Greater Platte Valley, I was working with a hoe. There we were, standing in the garden faced with acres of crusted black dirt and my hoe wouldn’t work. I didn’t shoot her. I simply applied a thicker layer of red #12 by Estee Lauder to her cracked lips and sent her back toward town. That was the last time I saw her…
man, I loved the chain gang…