So word on the street is that ex-VP Dan Quayle might be joining the cast of the next round of Dancing with the Stars, alongside the likes of Kim Kardashian and Lance Bass.
This totally makes me want to cry.
I kinda had a crush on Dan Quayle when he was Veep. At least, when he didn’t speak. He was great at just standing there and looking pretty though. The thought of him being in the same company as skanky Kim Kardashian and Gay Lance Bass, on a totally ridiculous dance show, is just really sad to me. Is there no better gig out there for him? Seriously?
Speaking of Dancing with the Stars, if you are one of the zillions of people wasting your time on that nonsense, please watch So You Think You Can Dance this Wednesday so you can see dancers with actual talent. Dancing With The Stars is dumb, watered down dancing.
The fact that I have an opinion, either way, on either of these shows also makes me want to cry.
So You Think You Can Dance…. ROCKS!!!!!! Okay, I’ve embarrassed myself enough today. But it does rock… it totally does.
DOESN’T IT!??! And isn’t it a TOTAL CRIME that Will got booted last week? And that Danny didn’t win last year?
I am OBSESSED with that show.
I don’t watch either show, but the idea of Dan Quayle on Dancing with the Stars is not unlike the feeling I get when I see the elephants doing tricks at the circus. If you consider the reality of it, it’s thoroughly depressing.