Comments on: Ryan Seacrest Was Attacked by a Shark Today

By: buckeye bob

buckeye bob — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:31:49 +0000

The shark said to another shark, ” I can’t figure out what it is but this has a queer taste to it.

By: ErinnR

ErinnR — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:21:29 +0000

Curse the unsuccessful shark!!!!!

By: sbarros

sbarros — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:11:22 +0000

And the shark spat him out.

By: Bunny

Bunny — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:30:42 +0000

I practically peed my pants when I saw this picture. I heard he was a total whiner about the whole thing too, even though the extent of required medical treatment was Advil. The shark’s teeth were the size of splinters. I’m sure it was painful, but not nearly as painful as the hours of TV agony he’s subjected us to.

By: amanda

amanda — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:50:09 +0000

Let me first say that karma is a bitch. Also, I love this picture. If only it were real…

By: Pris

Pris — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:37:23 +0000

You know how hippos sometimes drag animal cadavers out of their river so not to pollute it? That’s what probably happened, poor yet brave little shark wanted that turd out of their territory…

By: wordwych

wordwych — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:32:04 +0000

Wow - It’s true. Sharks will eat ANYTHING. I hope the poor little thing didn’t get botulism or something. If it bit him in the head, it probably seized up and died from product toxicity right then and there.