Didn’t think I would type that sentence today. Hmm…
Anywhoo…that’s right folks…American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a (baby) shark today. He said: “I was bitten by a shark… (there were) a thousand people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark.”
Ohh…ho…hooo….good ironical twist you have there Cresty. I think the more appropriate quote would be from a shark’s perspective. I imagine one saying: “Ryan Seacrest was in the ocean today, and the only shark that could get a bite was a baby.”
Total shark fail.
Wow - It’s true. Sharks will eat ANYTHING. I hope the poor little thing didn’t get botulism or something. If it bit him in the head, it probably seized up and died from product toxicity right then and there.
You know how hippos sometimes drag animal cadavers out of their river so not to pollute it? That’s what probably happened, poor yet brave little shark wanted that turd out of their territory…
Let me first say that karma is a bitch. Also, I love this picture. If only it were real…
I practically peed my pants when I saw this picture. I heard he was a total whiner about the whole thing too, even though the extent of required medical treatment was Advil. The shark’s teeth were the size of splinters. I’m sure it was painful, but not nearly as painful as the hours of TV agony he’s subjected us to.
And the shark spat him out.
Curse the unsuccessful shark!!!!!
The shark said to another shark, ” I can’t figure out what it is but this has a queer taste to it.