The man. The legend. The incomparable Robbie Williams. BEHOLD - his performance of “Let Me Entertain You” at Knebworth a few years back. A concert at which, you will note, there are JILLIONS of people. Whenever I see footage of this or any other concert of his, it literally makes my heart ache with envy that I wasn’t there. I should SO be in the front row of all of them.
Mr. Mock, God bless ‘im, has been trying to figure out a way to arrange for me to be able to see Robbie in concert on or near or within a few years of my next major birthday milestone. The problem with this plan is that Robbie Williams is currently obsessed with UFO’s and is spending all of his waking hours trying to see one and is refusing to record any new music, and therefore has no immediate plans to go on tour. This puts a major dent in Mr. Mock’s plan to get me to a Robbie Williams show. We already know, since Robbie is basically unheard of in the states, that if he DOES tour again, we’ll have to catch him overseas. I’ve made it easy on Mr. Mock such that I have expressed absolutely NO PREFERENCE when it comes to what country I see Robbie IN, provided that I see him perform just once, in person, in my lifetime. This isn’t much to ask, right?
You’ll notice that I chose to post a video in which there are plenty of hot girls, to encourage our heterosexual male readers to give it a chance. Wherever Robbie goes, there is never a shortage of hot girls, because he is NOT AT ALL GAY. So don’t even bother with the gay jokes (THAT MEANS YOU, HOLMES AND BUNNY), because I’ll be forced to post his make-out pictures with Rachel Hunter. DON’T THINK I WON’T.
Notice also, in this video, how just totally and completely almost-as-hot-as-Mr.-Mock Robbie is. He descends upon the stage hanging upside down, for crying out loud. And then he struts his way onto the stage, out of the middle of a bunch of hot girls, and hundreds of thousands of fans, NONE OF WHICH ARE ME, get to see it in person. NOT FAIR.
Anyway, if you’re new here, and you haven’t ever heard of Robbie Williams, or my obsession with him, welcome to how awesome he is.
Tell all your friends.
Oh yea Robbie is hot. I don’t know why he never made it in the states. I will pray for an alien invasion (the we come in peace kind) so that Robbie will go back on tour and you can be whisked away to some thrilling location to see him.
I had never heard of the man! Thank you for enlightening me…what a trip. And yes, sizzling hot in this really yummy yet dorky way. You rock!
I gotcha, Mockarena, Robbie’s cute and all. You forgot to mention the video with the chicks pulling off his skin muscle by muscle…how did that not endear him to the US audience? Typical.
I thought it was Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry)
I totally get your Robbie crush. Ever since he released the Millenium video I’ve had the same crush. This post actually made me go to youtube to search for that video and I found something interesting. Type this in the search box:
Robbie Williams Nude (?)
Did your jaw drop as much as mine did?
Drooooooooooooooooooooooool.
By the way, I do not have a crush. What I have is a deep and profoundly meaningful love for him. Don’t attempt to minimize it, amanda.
Hee!
You could always go to Soccer Aid 2008 at Wembley Stadium September 7th. Robbie Williams is a big part of that organization, I can’t imagine him not performin at SA08.
Wow, he’s rather… full of himself, isn’t he?
Mockarena I am so glad to find someone who shares my love of Robbie. If only he would come stateside.