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And yet, her hair is shiny, her skin is glowing, and her nostrils are, um, clear. Even the hideous photos are glam. Impressive.
Dammit rosie - don’t ruin this for me.
Oh, wait. Is that an incipient moustache I see?
At first I thought it was Whitney Houston…
tee hee, i can see up her nose!
The whites of her eyes makes her look like she is turning into Storm
Maybe she was just on her way of being knocked out by a paparazzi’s camera as she tried to leave her car…
Pris, I thought the same thing - is she in the process of losing consciousness? Maybe a seizure? Whatever it is, she still manages to have perfectly groomed hair and flawless skin.
She was just goofing off. Right before the photo was taken, she was heard to say ” Look guys here’s my impression of Amy Crackhouse
Why is it that the moment you become a mother you suddenly get caught in the most un-glam positions!
Next photo: baby urp on her $500 t-shirt.