I do not consider myself a huge proponent of plastic surgery, but if there has EVER been a perfect candidate for a breast lift, it would have to be Aretha Franklin. Except, I’m not even sure if a standard breast lift would even work in this particular situation. It would have to be more like a breast heave. I mean, at this point, her nipples are pointing directly south, and if they hosited up each boob and say, stapled them onto her shoulders, there would STILL be enough excess boobage to hang down and create a semi-normal outward facing nipular area.
Clearly I could be of assistance, as a consultant of sorts, to her plastic surgery team. Due to my scientific background.
Having never *really* needed a bra, I have to say, I’m not sure I’d want ones that big. Well, ok, maybe when it’s convenient, but not all the time…
You know the axiom about wearing a bra if you can hold a pencil under your breast? What do you think she can hold under there? Seriously. You think she could hold a hammer?
I think she could hold the whole toolbox!
I’m guessing a toolbelt, saw, and carpenter could comfortably be carried around under there.
Yep - toolbox, saw, carpenter under one, and enough lumber to build a garage under the other. Just looking at her makes my back hurt. I’ll be her chiropractor just loves those things! No doubt he makes a fortune off them because of the stress they’re putting on her body.
My friends and I have a nickname for this type of boobage. We call them pancake boobs because they look like someone has attached pancakes to her chest. Aretha should stay away from the spatulas.
She doesn’t need a bra, she could just throw them over her shoulder.
I shudder to imagine rolling over in bed. OUCH!!
I think she could hold mini-me…..her cleavage is longer than he is.
I wonder what the skin looks like under there. She clearly doesn’t wear a bra (there would be SOME support if she did) and the skin has GOT to sweat and chafe. I bet she comes close to throwing out her back in the shower. She probably has to do some crazy manuver to wash under those things. Maybe she keeps a couple of sheets of paper towels to keep the area dry on hot days…
I actually worked with a woman with similar bags, and she had to use deodorant underneath them to keep them from sweating, and when that wasn’t enough, she had to use massive amounts of medicated foot poweder to do the job. Needless to say, she wasn’t that modest about where she did this stuff.