Comments on: Aretha Franklin’s Boobular Area Defies All Reason And Logic

By: HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP at The Mock Dock

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP at The Mock Dock — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:40:36 +0000

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By: Lioness

Lioness — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:24:47 +0000

I actually worked with a woman with similar bags, and she had to use deodorant underneath them to keep them from sweating, and when that wasn’t enough, she had to use massive amounts of medicated foot poweder to do the job. Needless to say, she wasn’t that modest about where she did this stuff.

By: Olivia J. Snarkypants

Olivia J. Snarkypants — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:50:04 +0000

I wonder what the skin looks like under there. She clearly doesn’t wear a bra (there would be SOME support if she did) and the skin has GOT to sweat and chafe. I bet she comes close to throwing out her back in the shower. She probably has to do some crazy manuver to wash under those things. Maybe she keeps a couple of sheets of paper towels to keep the area dry on hot days…

By: Mikey

Mikey — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:57:25 +0000

I think she could hold mini-me…..her cleavage is longer than he is.

By: SnarkyBritches

SnarkyBritches — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:36:38 +0000

I shudder to imagine rolling over in bed. OUCH!!

By: buckeye bob

buckeye bob — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:26:08 +0000

She doesn’t need a bra, she could just throw them over her shoulder.

By: amanda

amanda — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:09:07 +0000

My friends and I have a nickname for this type of boobage. We call them pancake boobs because they look like someone has attached pancakes to her chest. Aretha should stay away from the spatulas.

By: wordwych

wordwych — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:05:09 +0000

Yep - toolbox, saw, carpenter under one, and enough lumber to build a garage under the other. Just looking at her makes my back hurt. I’ll be her chiropractor just loves those things! No doubt he makes a fortune off them because of the stress they’re putting on her body.

By: fishistix

fishistix — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:17:47 +0000

I’m guessing a toolbelt, saw, and carpenter could comfortably be carried around under there.

By: Sunshyndrmr

Sunshyndrmr — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:16:36 +0000

I think she could hold the whole toolbox!