There is now actually a service, called Celeb4ADay, which will assign you a team of photographers, a publicist, a bodyguard, and a limo for a day. The video above is apparently a promotional video which shows regular people who were dumb enough to pay for this, and what they experienced.
WHY would someone fork over this kind of money just to have annoying people yell obnoxious questions at them and flash cameras at them for 24 hours? WHY?!?
You know what’s going to happen? Regular people who spend this kind of money on this kind of service will become FAMOUS for spending this kind of money on this kind of service. Kinda like the people on the Hills. And then we will mock them.
So I guess it’s a win-win.
Man. I’ve been wondering what I should do with my savings. I could have a couple days worth of annoying photogs yelling at me. I’d bring them to my work. So they could photograph me in my uniform and doing PT and typing. Lots of typing. My squadron would be so annoyed. But I bet they’d stop at my desk a lot to get their picture taken.
Did you hear some of the questions they were asking? What are you wearing? So I’m supposed to pay $2500 to get blinded by the flashbulbs of 10 photographers while they ask me the same questions that any lonely guy from work would ask me on the elevator? “Hey, hot enough for ya?” “Got any plans for the weekend?” “Did you get any of the free doughnuts this morning?”
Riveting.