Comments on: Mother Of All Dumb Shoes http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:11:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Holmes http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-6157 Holmes Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:37:52 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-6157 Last night I ordered a pizza from Domino's and that little plastic table wasn't in the middle to keep the crushing cardboard fo the box-type delivery vessel from pressing in on my italian sausage and cheese...jerks! Last night I ordered a pizza from Domino’s and that little plastic table wasn’t in the middle to keep the crushing cardboard fo the box-type delivery vessel from pressing in on my italian sausage and cheese…jerks!

]]> By: mlm http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-6069 mlm Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:48:17 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-6069 The kind of woman who wears shoes like these is the kind of woman who thinks nothing of having her pinky toe surgically removed so she can wear her Jimmy Choos. The kind of woman who wears shoes like these is the kind of woman who thinks nothing of having her pinky toe surgically removed so she can wear her Jimmy Choos.

]]> By: sbarros http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-6004 sbarros Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:12:52 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-6004 they look like barbie chairs... they look like barbie chairs…

]]> By: megan yore http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5984 megan yore Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:26:53 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5984 ew her toe nails are freakishly long and it worries me that it could be real or fake and Im not sure which is worse. EW!!! ew her toe nails are freakishly long and it worries me that it could be real or fake and Im not sure which is worse. EW!!!

]]> By: Olivia J. Snarkypants http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5975 Olivia J. Snarkypants Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:42:56 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5975 I personally like the way her heals hang off the end. I bet that's so comfortable. I'd add little jet engines on the back, but only if the wheels were installed. I personally like the way her heals hang off the end. I bet that’s so comfortable.

I’d add little jet engines on the back, but only if the wheels were installed.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5974 Anonymous Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:18:24 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5974 Not "able", ANGLE.... damned wine... Not “able”, ANGLE…. damned wine…

]]> By: Pris http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5973 Pris Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:17:25 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5973 Maybe they didn't add the knife BECAUSE this (mad ballerina) woman's toe nails already can cut high grass... Not only these look utterly retarded & horruglible (a word that should be created JUST for this shoe, it's THAT bad) but the able of her leg x feet! If she sprains her ankle on that thing.... (walking on it would maybe already cause a similar effect) Maybe they didn’t add the knife BECAUSE this (mad ballerina) woman’s toe nails already can cut high grass…

Not only these look utterly retarded & horruglible (a word that should be created JUST for this shoe, it’s THAT bad) but the able of her leg x feet! If she sprains her ankle on that thing…. (walking on it would maybe already cause a similar effect)

]]> By: Mikey http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5972 Mikey Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:01:41 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5972 Those shoes are wacked, and the long toenail gives me the willies. Those shoes are wacked, and the long toenail gives me the willies.

]]> By: astoopidmonkey http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5965 astoopidmonkey Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:37:24 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5965 I saw some shoes today that would have been worthy of being on this site and mocked. Unfortunately, I was unable to capture a photograph of them and the guy that was wearing them. They were made of wood, and well, there just isn't a way to completely describe them. I saw some shoes today that would have been worthy of being on this site and mocked.
Unfortunately, I was unable to capture a photograph of them and the guy that was wearing them.
They were made of wood, and well, there just isn’t a way to completely describe them.

]]> By: jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/mother-of-all-dumb-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-5960 jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:10:23 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=3066#comment-5960 A megaphone and a guillotine would complete the director's chair/medieval torture device dual-look she has going on. Both would come in handy as well...megaphone to yell at her "Hey stupid, you are supposed to be able to WALK in SHOES!!!" and the guillotine to trim that nizzassty nizzail. A megaphone and a guillotine would complete the director’s chair/medieval torture device dual-look she has going on. Both would come in handy as well…megaphone to yell at her “Hey stupid, you are supposed to be able to WALK in SHOES!!!” and the guillotine to trim that nizzassty nizzail.

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