I would sooooo love to see a video of this person actually walking in these. You know what would make these even more awesome? If instead of black round circular thingies as soles, they had WHEELS. So that they were just really tall, foot disfiguring, tripod roller skating shoes. And then at the toe, there should be retractable knives that pop out. You know, in case you happen to be rollerskating through tall grass and need to clear a path.
I guess the designer just didn’t have the creativity that I do when it comes to shoe design concepts. What would you add?
Yowza, so many things in that picture is wrong. Silver shoes with gold anklets, the clear pvc tubes used to keep her shoes on, the dudes shoes, her unattractive calves and did you see her toenail… too long.
Oh dear, sorry about the grammatical error. Those shoes are too awful for proper english!
now those are handy. and my first thought was about the toenail too! yuck
I would add a pre-paid visit to the emergency room for the broken ankle that is sure to follow.
I think they’re just crying out for a little button you could mash with your toe, one that activates a bell so you can warn people you’re approaching at unsafe speed when you ‘re rolling down a hill? I can almost see Beyonce or Kim Kardasssssian picking up speed on some hill in San Francisco:
TRRRING! TRRRING! “Outta the way, people! These suckers don’t have brakes!!” TRRRRING! TRRING!
It looks like scaffolding is attached to the bottom. I suppose these are the newest craze for women in the construction business.
If this woman does not suffer from some type of foot problem before she dies, I’ll be completely shocked.
A megaphone and a guillotine would complete the director’s chair/medieval torture device dual-look she has going on. Both would come in handy as well…megaphone to yell at her “Hey stupid, you are supposed to be able to WALK in SHOES!!!” and the guillotine to trim that nizzassty nizzail.
I saw some shoes today that would have been worthy of being on this site and mocked.
Unfortunately, I was unable to capture a photograph of them and the guy that was wearing them.
They were made of wood, and well, there just isn’t a way to completely describe them.
Those shoes are wacked, and the long toenail gives me the willies.
Maybe they didn’t add the knife BECAUSE this (mad ballerina) woman’s toe nails already can cut high grass…
Not only these look utterly retarded & horruglible (a word that should be created JUST for this shoe, it’s THAT bad) but the able of her leg x feet! If she sprains her ankle on that thing…. (walking on it would maybe already cause a similar effect)
Not “able”, ANGLE…. damned wine…
I personally like the way her heals hang off the end. I bet that’s so comfortable.
I’d add little jet engines on the back, but only if the wheels were installed.
ew her toe nails are freakishly long and it worries me that it could be real or fake and Im not sure which is worse. EW!!!
they look like barbie chairs…
The kind of woman who wears shoes like these is the kind of woman who thinks nothing of having her pinky toe surgically removed so she can wear her Jimmy Choos.
Last night I ordered a pizza from Domino’s and that little plastic table wasn’t in the middle to keep the crushing cardboard fo the box-type delivery vessel from pressing in on my italian sausage and cheese…jerks!