Comments on: Designer Vaginas

By: Mockarena

Mockarena — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:55:57 +0000

Jill - funny you should mention! Take a look:

http://www.themockdock.com/2007/11/11/wait-bleach-what/

By: SnarkyBritches

SnarkyBritches — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:08:35 +0000

Crap, why was that Anonymous? Ahh well….. picture lovin’ was from me, Mockarena.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:07:11 +0000

I can’t add anything more than what’s been said already, so I’ll just content myself with applause to Mockarena for choosing such a great picture for this story!

By: Olivia J. Snarkypants

Olivia J. Snarkypants — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:51:26 +0000

I wonder if that lady with like 18 kids is a candidate. Ew.

By: rosie too

rosie too — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:24:19 +0000

As ridiculous as many of these procedures are, I believe that many of the “revirginations” are done in cultures where women can be rejected or even killed by family members for not being chaste. Even if she were raped. So I’m all for tricking anyone who holds his daughter’s hymen in higher esteem than her life. As for the rest…ewww.

By: sbarros

sbarros — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:01:42 +0000

Pimp your Hootchie!

By: R

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:33:13 +0000

Hmmm… Several questions are running through my mind.

Does the Designer Vadge come with designer bottled water and a designer Rich-And-Stupid tee shirt?

Shouldn’t counseling be mandatory before surgery? Really, only a psychotic woman thinks to herself, “You know, my first time wasn’t as painful as it could have been. I’m going to have a doctor revirginize me and really tighten things up so that I can’t walk for days after my NEXT first time!”

Are “tune-ups” needed every three thousand miles (or every three husbands, whichever comes first)?

And, most imporantly, who the hell has an EXTRA $10K for her vadge? “Oh, lookee what I found in my car’s ashtray–just enough to get my hoo-hoo monogrammed!”

By: Jill

Jill — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:37:31 +0000

I don’t know which is worse…designer vaginas or anal bleaching.

By: BiscuitTin

BiscuitTin — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:03:12 +0000

I read an article a year or so ago in a magazine quoting a woman (American)who’d had herself “tightened.” She said something that just chilled my blood: “I’m so happy now. I have my soul back.” She elaborated that she was once again able to “grip” her husband’s penis so hard, it was almost painful for him. I would kill myself right freakin’ here and now if I thought MY SOUL was tied up in my ability to make my vaginal walls clamp down. Who is this woman? I guess she is someone who thinks she’s nothing if her twat isn’t tight. How do you get like that, I wonder?

By: ER

ER — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:40:29 +0000

The revirgination procedure is a farce. If you’ve had sex you’re no longer a virgin, regardless of the fact that your hymen has been re-attached!