I just read an article about how docs in Australia are growing increasingly concerned about cinics which offer various vaginal area procedures to women. Apparently, there is a trend towards these kind of procedures which include “vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification”.
I am not making this up. You can actually become “revirginized” or you can ”amplify your G-spot,” all for the low low price of around $10k.
Anyway, the concerned Australian folks say that there are all sorts of risks associated with these procedures, which include things like scarring and disfigurement, infection, or dyspareunia. (I know. I had to look it up too.)
So these concerned Australian doctors are suggesting that these procedures may “exploit vulnerable women” and “might prey on people with insecurities and fears who actually need psychological help.”
Well, thanks Australian doctors. If you hadn’t said that, I would never have guessed that a woman who would pay ten grand to VOLUNTARILY have any part of her vaginal area knifed into miiiight be in need of psychological help.
IN.
SANE.
The words designer and vagina should never be used together. EVER.
Hey, A little nip
A little tuck
And it’s ready
To show off.
If you don’t like the results, they also sell merkins.
( heh, heh, I got to use it again.)
The revirgination procedure is a farce. If you’ve had sex you’re no longer a virgin, regardless of the fact that your hymen has been re-attached!
I read an article a year or so ago in a magazine quoting a woman (American)who’d had herself “tightened.” She said something that just chilled my blood: “I’m so happy now. I have my soul back.” She elaborated that she was once again able to “grip” her husband’s penis so hard, it was almost painful for him. I would kill myself right freakin’ here and now if I thought MY SOUL was tied up in my ability to make my vaginal walls clamp down. Who is this woman? I guess she is someone who thinks she’s nothing if her twat isn’t tight. How do you get like that, I wonder?
I don’t know which is worse…designer vaginas or anal bleaching.
Hmmm… Several questions are running through my mind.
Does the Designer Vadge come with designer bottled water and a designer Rich-And-Stupid tee shirt?
Shouldn’t counseling be mandatory before surgery? Really, only a psychotic woman thinks to herself, “You know, my first time wasn’t as painful as it could have been. I’m going to have a doctor revirginize me and really tighten things up so that I can’t walk for days after my NEXT first time!”
Are “tune-ups” needed every three thousand miles (or every three husbands, whichever comes first)?
And, most imporantly, who the hell has an EXTRA $10K for her vadge? “Oh, lookee what I found in my car’s ashtray–just enough to get my hoo-hoo monogrammed!”
Pimp your Hootchie!
As ridiculous as many of these procedures are, I believe that many of the “revirginations” are done in cultures where women can be rejected or even killed by family members for not being chaste. Even if she were raped. So I’m all for tricking anyone who holds his daughter’s hymen in higher esteem than her life. As for the rest…ewww.
I wonder if that lady with like 18 kids is a candidate. Ew.
I can’t add anything more than what’s been said already, so I’ll just content myself with applause to Mockarena for choosing such a great picture for this story!
Crap, why was that Anonymous? Ahh well….. picture lovin’ was from me, Mockarena.
Jill - funny you should mention! Take a look:
http://www.themockdock.com/2007/11/11/wait-bleach-what/
